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Left 4 dead moment
Me: Shush, I hear a-
The idot behind me: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
when someone is in a bad mood,throw a refrigerator at them because their probably hungry
I probably like all the terrible fandoms you hate.
"I've built a wall around me not to block anyone off but to see who loves me enough to climb it."
I'm crazy, and I don't pretend to be anything else.
You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only option.
"Let's do a head count here. Your brother, a demigod. A super soldier. A man with breath-taking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins... And you, big fella, you've managed to piss of every single one of them."
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."
I AM A PART OF LOKI'S ARMY!
~If you are as well, put it on your page! Let the Avenger's know!!
We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
"Memories are Nice, but that's all they are"-Rikku
Find A Penny,
Pick It Up,
Ouch My Back,
What The F***
Sanity not loaded!!!
I am crazy. You've been warned
"I'm trying to get a bunch of bitches to kneel." ~Tom Hiddleston
are you ok? yea im tired
(r)eally faking my smile
(d)rowning in my own tears
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I have this many llamas
Punish the deed not the breed
FAKE FRIENDS -Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS -Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back ...
REAL FRIENDS - keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS -Know a few things about you...
REAL FRIENDS -Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS -Would knock on your front door..
REAL FRIENDS -Walk right in and say "I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS -Will help you up when you fall over..
REAL FRIENDS -Will jump on top of you and shout "dog-pile"
FAKE FRIENDS -Are around for awhile..
REAL FRIENDS -Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS - will read this
REAL FRIENDS - will steal this ♥
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Watch out, I'm Kira's successor
I'll study with my right hand...and write down names with my left...
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!! - Light Yagami
Life sometimes might seem as ordinary, but we're making our own choices, so it's anything but....
Everything will be okay in the end. if it's not okay, it's not the end -(Unknown)
Be who you are,
Not what the world tells you to be,
And be proud to be that person that you are.
It's what makes you special
'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.'
I love you
she lays on operation bed
he is there with watery eyes without saying anything
finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone
Nurse where is he
They didnt tell you whos heart they gave you did they
hands the girl a note
I told you it was yours
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7… best song ever
"Friendship isnt bout who youve known the longest, its who came & never left"
ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy
(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Oppan Gangnamstueil
My FA www.deviantart.com/users/outgo…
Mentally dating every fictional character out there basically.
That awkward moment when i fave everything in your gallery.
Sometimes the most appropriate response to the 'real' world is to go completely insane.
My friend 1: I'm team edward!!!
My friend 2: I'm team jacob!!!
Me: IM TEAM JARETH.
Friends 1 & 2: O_o
If you bother me, I'll write your name here
Team Jareth because only goblin kings should sparkle.
"You have to remain flexible, and you must be your own critic at all times"
Meet The Fail Whale
I can either be the nicest person you've ever met, or the meanest. It's up to you.
"Dance magic dance!!"
"You Remind Me Of The Babe."
"The babe with the power"
"With the power of voodoo?"
"Remind me of the Babe."
♂ + ♀ = ♥ GENDER
♂ + ♂ = ♥ DOSEN'T
♀ + ♀ = ♥ MATTER
For all that is worth I love you, And for all that is worst I really do...
Don't be afraid, I won't bite.
✔ Mentally laughing to myself
Tom: How do you keep an idot in suspense?
Ben: I don't know,how?
Stop trying to fit in when you were born to STAND OUT!!!!!!!!!!
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks!!
That akward moment when some one asks you whats wrong when they're the problem.
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You're so lazy you didn't read the 'yous' above and you didn't notice one of them is actually a "Yoo"! Now you're trying to find the "Yoo"! And you're disappointed because you couldn't find it. TROLLED!!!
I'm sarcastic and have a smartass attitude. It's all a natural defence against Drama, Bullshit, and Stupidity.
Tom: Do you know what turtle's only weakness is?
Ben: Uh their slowness?
Tom: No their only weakness is they can't roll back over when they are on their backs.
Ben: Oh lol so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right?
Tom: ...OH MY GOD!!!
What I do in school: 5% pay attention, 12% play with a pencil, 21% check people out, 62% daydream of what I could be doing if I wasn't there.
I'm not rude; I just speak what everyone else is thinking!
I didn't fall I attacked the floor!
That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.
After reading this sentence, you are now aware that the the human brain often does not inform you that the the word 'the' has been repeated twice every time.
Why can't it be Friday.
The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond the possible into the impossible.
When life hands you lemons make Grape juice.Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.
Add me to your DA watch for free adoptables!!!
I make up my own words.
I have a lot more drawings and pictures I have to post on here.
Thanks for stopping by! :iconbrohugplz:
Freddy X Reader X Bonnie Requested Lemon Pt.1“Keys, keys, keys…They’ve got to be in here somewhere…” you mutter to yourself as you dig around your bag, “I should’ve left work twenty minutes ago!”
“Looking for something?” a voice purrs.
You look up from your bag and over your shoulder, “Yeah, actually. Have you seen my—“ you freeze.
Bonnie was leaning against the wall by the kitchen doorway. And guess what was dangling from one of his fingers. Your keys, of course.
You scowl, eyes darkening with anger, “Give them back.”
“Why would I do that?” he says with a smile, “Why don’t you stay the night?”
“Uh, no. Hand them over.”
“Not unless you can catch me first,” he says, eyes sparkling mischievously as he turns and darts out of the kitchen.
“Are you kidding me?” you yell after him, “What are you, a little kid?!”
“If you want to be technical about it,
Valentine's Day Oneshots: Human!Foxy X ReaderYou arrived at work on Valentine's Day, annoyed and rather depressed. Why? Because you were alone.
On Valentine's Day.
Not to mention having to put up with hearing the other staff members chatter on about their plans for the day. A date they were going on, where they would go, what they would wear, and what might ((hopefully)) happen afterward. And you, meanwhile, you wallowed in your loneliness. Alone on Valentine's Day? It was a major bummer.
When your break finally swung around, you boredly just sat at an empty table with a rather exaggerated sigh.
"I knew I sensed a disturbance in the force," a voice says behind you just a few moments after you'd sat down.
You glance up to watch Chika sit across from you. So apparently she was on her break, too.
The blonde rests her elbows on the table, lacing her fingers together and leaning forward to rest her chin on them. Her violet eyes were bright and happy today, meaning she probably had a date planned with a special someone as w
Valentine's Day Oneshots: Human!Bonnie X Reader"Here you go," you say cheerfully, setting a tray of pizza on the table, "Enjoy."
"Food! Finally!" the little boy sitting by his mother grabs a slice and begins rapidly scarfing it down.
"Thank you, Miss," the mother says.
You smile at her, "Oh, it's nothing," you say, then turn and walk away.
As you are heading to the kitchen though, you run into Bonnie. Surprise, surprise.
"Hey, ((y/n))," he says, flashing you a flirty smile.
"You've already asked me seven times today. What makes you think I'm going to change my answer?" you sigh, already knowing what was coming.
Bonnie gives you a look of mock hurt, "Come on, baby. Don't be so cold."
"Call me baby one more time and I'll slap you," you promise a little too cheerfully.
"Ouch. Hurtful much?"
"Hmm. Wonder what that could mean," you roll your eyes, "I told you, I'm not interested."
"Come on," he says in an all too sweet and innocent child-like voice, "Be my Valentine?"
"For the eigth time now, no."
"Why not?" he pouts.
Though you would n
Human!Foxy X Reader - What Does The Fox Say?
What the fox say?
Foxy's eyes twitched in irritation. He's not very fond of this song. It's such an earworm and an annoying one too. But YOU, Foxy's best friend (Y/N), loved it!
It's been only two weeks since you started to work as a waitress at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. At first you wanted to apply for the job as the security guard but after
you heard that the former security guard was killed during his night shift... Let's say your life was far more important than a high payment.
But you love your job. The kids are all so lively and they're always happy to see the entertainers Freddy, Bonnie and Chica. But you have to admit: They ARE a little creepy.
If you're around them, you can smell a faint odor of blood and you even mentioned that to Freddy. But
Elevator Mishaps (Spencer Reid X Reader)
You and Reid stepped into the elevator, the door shutting partially before Hotch could get inside. He waved it off, moving away and walking towards the stairs. You pressed the up button; doors sliding shut the rest of the way and elevator starting to move.
The elevator suddenly jolted forward, almost knocking you off your feet. You stumbled into Reid, his arms wrapping around your waist to steady you.
“What happened?” You asked shakily, pressing a few buttons on the elevator.
“Don’t do that.” Reid said sharply, making you look at him in surprise.
“There are six elevator related deaths per year and thousands of elevator related injuries that involve being hospitalized.”
You retracted your hands from the panel of buttons, realizing with a start that you were still in Reid’s arms. The elevator shook again, making you turn and bury yourself in his shirt, Reid’s arms tightening around your middle. The elevator shuddere
Seven Minutes in (Everything!) Heaven Spencer Reid
You dug through until you found something that interested you. You pulled it out to reveal…
A pocket sized dictionary. You looked at it in confusion. Whose item could this be? With a shrug, you tossed it back to Grell and moved deeper in the closet. You plopped yourself down on the ground and waited anxiously for somebody to come in. You didn’t like this game; you had never played it before, but social games like this were not your type of thing. You closed your eyes for a moment while you waited for your partner. You thought you heard something shuffle, and lazily opened your eyes.
You bit back a scream as you saw a face a few inches from yours.
“Reid! You scared the hell out of me!” You exclaimed angrily. Reid chucked softly as you stuck your tongue out at him. He sat down next to you, extending his long legs out in front of him.
“Oh yeah, question.” You said while turning to face Reid.
“Ask away.” Reid replied while turning to face yo
Maybe (Derek Morgan X Reader)
“Derek…” You growled dangerously. “Give it back.” You said this while making a lunge for your phone (which he currently had clutched in his hand), but he merely lifted his arm above your head.
“What? Do you want this?” Derek asked mockingly while moving his arm towards your reaching hand, before raising it again.
You and Derek were at a bar, both of you had just got back from a case and needed to unwind, and you mistakenly left your phone on the counter when you went to the bathroom. Meaning that Derek now had your phone, with messages between you and Penelope about your growing feelings towards him. How fun. You sighed, and pinched the bridge of your nose.
“Derek. What will it take for you to give me my phone back?” You tried again; just wanting your damn phone back. Derek seemed to consider your question, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
“Hmm, how about a kiss baby girl?”
Your eyes widened; you weren’t sure what y
Kiss Kiss (NatashaxReader)Natasha did not kiss. Only for missions when it was absolutely necessary did she place her plump lips on another person's. And her girlfriend knew that.
But that didn't mean you didn't try.
Sometimes you were subtle about it, cooking her favorite meal or sharing a milkshake with her. As the advance went on you'd lean in, only for your super spy to turn her head last second, a smirk gracing those plump lips you longed to feel on yours. You'd pout as your lips met her cheek, crossing your arms and leaving it at that for the night.
Other times you were about as subtle as a gun. You'd jump on her, try to sneak one at night, roll over on a lazy day, all ending in failure.
She just did not want to kiss you.
"Natty!" You complained one night on the couch. "Why won't you love mee?"
Natasha rolled her eyes and continued the show.
"Naaaaaat! Kiss kiss?"
"Ugh! Why won't you kiss me? Is it my faaaaaaaace?"
"You have a cute face."
"Then why won't you kiss it?!"
"Because I don't kiss."
Darling (Natasha Romanoff X Reader)
Author’s Note: Takes place during The Avengers: Age of Ultron (but pretending that Nat's hair is like it is in Iron Man 2 because I LOVE HER WITH LONG HAIR SO MUCH)! Reader is staying with Laura and her kids on the Barton farm, and the reader is also an Avenger. Hope you guys like this!! Sorry it’s not the best! </3
You were reading a book, one of the few things you could do while on bed rest since the Barton household didn’t have Wi-Fi, when you heard it.
Cooper and Lila’s shrieks.
Immediately your training kicked in, and you struggled to lift yourself out of bed to go help them.
“They’re fine.” Natasha murmured, placing a hand on your chest to stop you from getting up.
“Nat?” You asked in confusion. “What are you doing here? How did you even get in without me hearing you?”
“The team needs to lay low for a while.” She said simply, before smirking and leaning down, pressing her lips to yours in a bri
Avengers x Selfharmed!Reader (one-shots)This story is about that Avengers (+ Loki) find that you are doing self harm. This may be sensitive to some people. if you don't like, please don't read. see full A/N on the end.
"Well, nice we've talked about this, it was really girly though!" Natasha said.
You just smiled weak. Natasha was the only one with you could talk about the problems at school. You get bullied. Natasha didn't know about your self-harming problem, and you didn't want to tell her about it. She will probably tell the others. You nod and walked to your room. You changed yourself in your comfy black sweatpants. Suddenly, you felt a wave of emotions hitting you. The talk with Natasha, the people on your school. It was to much. You tip-toed to the bathroom and closed the door. You grab a razor and started cutting deep in your arm. When you saw the blood coming out of your body, you smiled. It felt good. Suddenly the door opened, and Natasha walked in. "By the way (Name) did y-." She stopped talking and