kira
Artist | Hobbyist

United States

Left 4 dead moment
Me: Shush, I hear a-
The idot behind me: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!


The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.



Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.


when someone is in a bad mood,throw a refrigerator at them because their probably hungry


I probably like all the terrible fandoms you hate.


PLEASE CLICK THE LINK!!!!! [link]

"I've built a wall around me not to block anyone off but to see who loves me enough to climb it."


I'm crazy, and I don't pretend to be anything else.


You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only option.

"Let's do a head count here. Your brother, a demigod. A super soldier. A man with breath-taking anger management issues. A couple of master assassins... And you, big fella, you've managed to piss of every single one of them."

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you."

❒ Taken
❒ Single
✔ Loki'd


I AM A PART OF LOKI'S ARMY!
~If you are as well, put it on your page! Let the Avenger's know!!




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We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
-Walt Disney

"Memories are Nice, but that's all they are"-Rikku






Find A Penny,
Pick It Up,
Ouch My Back,
What The F***

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Loki's SLAVE!

I am crazy. You've been warned



"I'm trying to get a bunch of bitches to kneel." ~Tom Hiddleston







are you ok? yea im tired
(t)orn apart
(i)nsicure
(r)eally faking my smile
(e)xtreamlly sad
(d)rowning in my own tears















I have this many llamas


Punish the deed not the breed

FAKE FRIENDS -Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS -Cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back ...
REAL FRIENDS - keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS -Know a few things about you...
REAL FRIENDS -Could write a book about you
FAKE FRIENDS -Would knock on your front door..
REAL FRIENDS -Walk right in and say "I'm home"
FAKE FRIENDS -Will help you up when you fall over..
REAL FRIENDS -Will jump on top of you and shout "dog-pile"
FAKE FRIENDS -Are around for awhile..
REAL FRIENDS -Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS - will read this
REAL FRIENDS - will steal this ♥











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Watch out, I'm Kira's successor

I'll study with my right hand...and write down names with my left...
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!! - Light Yagami

Life sometimes might seem as ordinary, but we're making our own choices, so it's anything but....

Everything will be okay in the end. if it's not okay, it's not the end -(Unknown)

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Be who you are,
Not what the world tells you to be,
And be proud to be that person that you are.
It's what makes you special

'Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.'

I love you
she lays on operation bed
he is there with watery eyes without saying anything
finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone
Nurse where is he
They didnt tell you whos heart they gave you did they
hands the girl a note
I told you it was yours

[link] best song ever

"Friendship isnt bout who youve known the longest, its who came & never left"

ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ Eeeeyyyy sexy laaaaaadyyyy

ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)  Op

(ノ￣ー￣)ノ Op

(〜￣▽￣)〜 Op

〜(￣△￣〜) Op

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ Oppan Gangnamstueil

My FA [link]

-----♥♥----Put This
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---♥♥---♥♥---On Your
---♥♥---♥♥---Page If
---♥♥---♥♥---You're
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-----♥♥♥------Animal
----♥♥-♥♥----Abuse.
---♥♥---♥♥---Thank you

Mentally dating every fictional character out there basically.

That awkward moment when i fave everything in your gallery.

Sometimes the most appropriate response to the 'real' world is to go completely insane.

My friend 1: I'm team edward!!!
My friend 2: I'm team jacob!!!
Me: IM TEAM JARETH.
Friends 1 & 2: O_o


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If you bother me, I'll write your name here

Team Jareth because only goblin kings should sparkle.

"You have to remain flexible, and you must be your own critic at all times"
-Hans Zimmer

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Meet The Fail Whale

I can either be the nicest person you've ever met, or the meanest. It's up to you.

"Dance magic dance!!"

"You Remind Me Of The Babe."
"what babe?"
"The babe with the power"
"What power?"
"With the power of voodoo?"
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the Babe."

♂ + ♀ = ♥ GENDER
♂ + ♂ = ♥ DOSEN'T
♀ + ♀ = ♥ MATTER

For all that is worth I love you, And for all that is worst I really do...

Sing
What wings?
Love music
Don't be afraid, I won't bite.
Nature
❑ Dying
❑ Giggling
✔ Mentally laughing to myself
✶✫.¸.✶✫

Tom: How do you keep an idot in suspense?
Ben: I don't know,how?
Ben: How?!
Ben: Hello?!?!
Ben: Oh...
Tom: TROLLED!!!

Stop trying to fit in when you were born to STAND OUT!!!!!!!!!!

I don't trip, I do random gravity checks!!

That akward moment when some one asks you whats wrong when they're the problem.





You,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you,you
You're so lazy you didn't read the 'yous' above and you didn't notice one of them is actually a "Yoo"! Now you're trying to find the "Yoo"! And you're disappointed because you couldn't find it. TROLLED!!!

I'm sarcastic and have a smartass attitude. It's all a natural defence against Drama, Bullshit, and Stupidity.

Tom: Do you know what turtle's only weakness is?
Ben: Uh their slowness?
Tom: No their only weakness is they can't roll back over when they are on their backs.
Ben: Oh lol so if you tape two turtles together, they'd be unstoppable, right?
Tom: ...OH MY GOD!!!
Tom: BRB

What I do in school: 5% pay attention, 12% play with a pencil, 21% check people out, 62% daydream of what I could be doing if I wasn't there.

I'm not rude; I just speak what everyone else is thinking!

I didn't fall I attacked the floor!

That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.

After reading this sentence, you are now aware that the the human brain often does not inform you that the the word 'the' has been repeated twice every time.

Why can't it be Friday.

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond the possible into the impossible.

When life hands you lemons make Grape juice.Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it.

Add me to your DA watch for free adoptables!!!

I make up my own words.

I have a lot more drawings and pictures I have to post on here.

Thanks for stopping by!